yeah I pay the kids pocket money to do those things... dont get a dog and bark yourself  

or maybe he just bought a bunch of fishing gear.  

 
Excuse me dear men, I know you do that for other reasons too (like when it needs to be done) but it's still funny  

I do those things on a regular basis and pc parts have nothing to do with it.

The life of a single father  

I do and nope I don't

... I do two of those EVERY day without fail... the other 2 I do once a week.... Does that mean I can order more parts?

  wait if I do those things it seems normal.....  

Ha, jokes on them, she orders my parts when needed and i just do those things anyway.